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<blockquote data-quote="Bear Dale" data-source="post: 684415" data-attributes="member: 44139">[FONT=&amp;quot]An American 777 wide-body jetliner was lumbering along at 800km/hour at[/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot]33000 feet when a cocky F-16 fighter jet flashed by at Mach 2.[/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT]&nbsp;&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT]&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot]The F-16 pilot decided to show off. On his state of the art radio thatis part of his state of the art 3D &amp; million dollar headset, the F-16youngster told the 777 pilot, &quot;Hey Captain, watch this!&quot;[/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT]&nbsp;&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT]&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot]He promptly went into a barrel roll, followed by a steep,unimaginable, vertical climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as hebroke the sound barrier, as the F-16 screamed down at impossible G'sbefore leveling at almost sea level.[/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT]&nbsp;&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT]&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot]The F-16 pilot asked the 777 pilot what he thought of that?[/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT]&nbsp;&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT]&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot]The 777 pilot said, &quot;That was truly impressive, but watch this!&quot;[/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT]&nbsp;&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT]&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot]The 777 chugged along for about 5 minutes at the steady 800km/hour,and then the 777 pilot came back on and said, &quot;What did you think ofthat?&quot;[/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT]&nbsp;&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT]&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot]Puzzled, the cocky F-16 pilot asked, &quot;What the heck did you do?&quot;[/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT]&nbsp;&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT]&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot]The 777 pilot chuckled and said, &quot;I stood up, stretched my legs,walked to the back, used the toilet, then got a cup of coffee and acinnamon roll and secured a date for the next 3 nights in a five-starhotel paid for by the company&quot;[/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT]&nbsp;&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT]&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot]LESSON OF LIFE:When you are young and foolish, speed and flash may seem like a goodthing! When you get older and smarter, comfort and dullness is notsuch a bad thing![/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT]&nbsp;&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT]&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot]It's called S.O.S.[/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT]&nbsp;&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT]&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot]Slower, Older and Smarter![/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT]</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Bear Dale, post: 684415, member: 44139"] [FONT=&quot]An American 777 wide-body jetliner was lumbering along at 800km/hour at[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]33000 feet when a cocky F-16 fighter jet flashed by at Mach 2.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT] [FONT=&quot][/FONT] [FONT=&quot]The F-16 pilot decided to show off. On his state of the art radio that is part of his state of the art 3D & million dollar headset, the F-16 youngster told the 777 pilot, "Hey Captain, watch this!"[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT] [FONT=&quot][/FONT] [FONT=&quot]He promptly went into a barrel roll, followed by a steep, unimaginable, vertical climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier, as the F-16 screamed down at impossible G's before leveling at almost sea level.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT] [FONT=&quot][/FONT] [FONT=&quot]The F-16 pilot asked the 777 pilot what he thought of that?[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT] [FONT=&quot][/FONT] [FONT=&quot]The 777 pilot said, "That was truly impressive, but watch this!"[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT] [FONT=&quot][/FONT] [FONT=&quot]The 777 chugged along for about 5 minutes at the steady 800km/hour, and then the 777 pilot came back on and said, "What did you think of that?"[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT] [FONT=&quot][/FONT] [FONT=&quot]Puzzled, the cocky F-16 pilot asked, "What the heck did you do?"[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT] [FONT=&quot][/FONT] [FONT=&quot]The 777 pilot chuckled and said, "I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, used the toilet, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll and secured a date for the next 3 nights in a five-star hotel paid for by the company"[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT] [FONT=&quot][/FONT] [FONT=&quot]LESSON OF LIFE: When you are young and foolish, speed and flash may seem like a good thing! When you get older and smarter, comfort and dullness is not such a bad thing![/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT] [FONT=&quot][/FONT] [FONT=&quot]It's called S.O.S.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT] [FONT=&quot][/FONT] [FONT=&quot]Slower, Older and Smarter![/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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