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<blockquote data-quote="Don Kuykendall_RIP" data-source="post: 682759" data-attributes="member: 6277"><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Italian Tomato Garden</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">An old Italian lived alone in South Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Dear Vincent,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over...I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Love, Papa</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">A few days later he received a letter from his son:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Dear Pop,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Don't dig up that garden Pop. That's where the bodies and all of that money is buried.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Love, Vinnie</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">That same day the old man received another letter from his son</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Dear Pop,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Love you, Vinnie</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Don Kuykendall_RIP, post: 682759, member: 6277"] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]Italian Tomato Garden[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]An old Italian lived alone in South Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]Dear Vincent,[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica][FONT=inherit]I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over...I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]A few days later he received a letter from his son:[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Dear Pop,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Don't dig up that garden Pop. That's where the bodies and all of that money is buried.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Love, Vinnie[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]That same day the old man received another letter from his son[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Dear Pop,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Love you, Vinnie[/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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