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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 678908" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, “Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!”</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin wrong with the outhouse.”</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Ma yells back, “Yes there is, now git out there and fix it.”</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, “Ma! There ain’t nuthin wrong with the outhouse!”</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">“Ma replies, “Stick yur head in the hole!”</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Pa yells back, “I ain’t stickin my head in that hole!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">“Ma says, “Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix.”</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, “Ma! There ain’t nuthin wrong with this outhouse!”</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Ma hollers back, “Now take your head out of the hole!”</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, “Ma! Help ! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!”</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">To which Ma replies, “Hurts, don’t it?!”</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 678908, member: 9922"] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, “Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!” [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin wrong with the outhouse.” [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]Ma yells back, “Yes there is, now git out there and fix it.” [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, “Ma! There ain’t nuthin wrong with the outhouse!” [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]“Ma replies, “Stick yur head in the hole!” [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica] Pa yells back, “I ain’t stickin my head in that hole! “Ma says, “Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix.” So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, “Ma! There ain’t nuthin wrong with this outhouse!” Ma hollers back, “Now take your head out of the hole!” Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, “Ma! Help ! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!” To which Ma replies, “Hurts, don’t it?!”[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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