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Message: <blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 678807" data-attributes="member: 9922">Two eggs got married. On the wedding night, Mr Egg is lying in bed, when out of the bathroom comes Mrs Egg. She says, "I"ve just slipped into something a bit more comfortable", she is wearing a see-through bra and panties.Upon seeing this, Mr Egg says, "Right, I"d better go and slip into something more comfy too."When he comes out of the bathroom he is wearing a crash helmet. Mrs Egg says, "What the fuck are you wearing a stupid crash helmet for?"And Mr Egg says, "The last time I was this hard, some bastard hit me over the head with a fucking spoon."</blockquote>