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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 672967" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">A man with a completely bald head and only one leg is invited to a Fancy Dress Party. </span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.</span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: </span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> Dear Sir, </span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit.</span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate. </span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> The man is offended that the outfit emphasize</span></span><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">s his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint.</span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">A week passes and he receives another parcel and note</span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> Dear Sir, </span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit. </span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part. </span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> The man is really incandescent with rage now because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head.</span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">So he writes a really strong letter of complaint. A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter:</span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> Dear Sir, </span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup</span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">.</span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> We suggest you pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, let it harden, then stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple. </span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> Cheers.</span></span></p><p></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 672967, member: 9922"] [FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008080][LEFT][COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]A man with a completely bald head and only one leg is invited to a Fancy Dress Party. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica] He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica] Dear Sir, [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica] Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica] The man is offended that the outfit emphasize[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]s his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel and note Dear Sir, Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part. The man is really incandescent with rage now because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really strong letter of complaint. A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup . We suggest you pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, let it harden, then stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple. Cheers.[/FONT][/COLOR][/LEFT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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