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<blockquote data-quote="Marcel" data-source="post: 672650" data-attributes="member: 3903"><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'system-ui'">Mrs. Esposito comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'system-ui'">He lives with a female roommate, Maria.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'system-ui'">During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but no</span></span><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'system-ui'">tice how pretty Anthony's roommate is.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'system-ui'">Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than meet the eye.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'system-ui'">Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'system-ui'">About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'system-ui'">"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote an email:</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'system-ui'">Dear Mama,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'system-ui'">I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'system-ui'">Your Loving Son,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'system-ui'">Anthony</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'system-ui'">A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'system-ui'">Dear son,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'system-ui'">I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'system-ui'">Your Loving Mama </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'system-ui'">Moral:</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'system-ui'">Never Bulla Shita you Mama</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Marcel, post: 672650, member: 3903"] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=system-ui]Mrs. Esposito comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=system-ui]He lives with a female roommate, Maria.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=system-ui]During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but no[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#666666][FONT=system-ui]tice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than meet the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.'' About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote an email: Dear Mama, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Your Loving Son, Anthony A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read: Dear son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Your Loving Mama Moral: Never Bulla Shita you Mama[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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