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<blockquote data-quote="grandpaw" data-source="post: 664598" data-attributes="member: 8635">Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him: “I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”&nbsp;“Just put yourself in my hands for one year&quot; said the shrink. &quot;Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”&nbsp;“How much do you charge?”&nbsp;“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.. . . “I'll sleep on it,” I said.&nbsp;Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.&nbsp;“Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00.&quot;A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money, so I went and bought me a new pickup truck&nbsp;&nbsp;“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”&nbsp;“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.”&nbsp;It's always better to get a second opinion.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="grandpaw, post: 664598, member: 8635"] [B]Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him: “I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”[/B] [B]“Just put yourself in my hands for one year" said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”[/B] [B]“How much do you charge?”[/B] [B]“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.[/B] [B]. . . “I'll sleep on it,” I said.[/B] [B]Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.[/B] [B]“Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00."[/B] [B]A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money, so I went and bought me a new pickup truck[/B] [B]“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”[/B] [B]“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.”[/B] [B]It's always better to get a second opinion.[/B] [/QUOTE]

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