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<blockquote data-quote="Don Kuykendall_RIP" data-source="post: 663389" data-attributes="member: 6277"><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Stewart and his wife Penny celebrating fortieth years together. Their three children,all very successful, all agreed to a Saturday dinner in their honor.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">“Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad” gushed son number one Marc, a cardiologist, “Sorry I’m running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know the rules, and didn’t have time to get you a gift.”</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">“Do not worry son! ” said Stewart, the important thing is that we’re all together today.”</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Son number two Jamie, a lawyer, arrived and announced “You and Dad look great Mom”. I just flew in from Chicago between depositions and didn’t have time to shop for you”.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">“Do not worry son!,” said Penny. “We’re glad you were able to come.”</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Just then the daughter Eliza,a marketing executive, arrived. “Hello and Happy Anniversary! I’m sorry but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing, so I didn’t have time to get you anything.”</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">After they finished dinner, Stewart said, “There’s something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time.You see, we were very poor. But we worked hard, we were able to send each of you to university. Throughout the years your mother and I knew we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married.”</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The three children were bewildered and all said, “You mean we’re bastards?”</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">“Yes,” said Stewart, “and cheap ones too!”</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Don Kuykendall_RIP, post: 663389, member: 6277"] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Tahoma]Stewart and his wife Penny celebrating fortieth years together. Their three children,all very successful, all agreed to a Saturday dinner in their honor.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Tahoma]“Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad” gushed son number one Marc, a cardiologist, “Sorry I’m running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know the rules, and didn’t have time to get you a gift.”[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Tahoma]“Do not worry son! ” said Stewart, the important thing is that we’re all together today.”[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Tahoma]Son number two Jamie, a lawyer, arrived and announced “You and Dad look great Mom”. I just flew in from Chicago between depositions and didn’t have time to shop for you”.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Tahoma]“Do not worry son!,” said Penny. “We’re glad you were able to come.”[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Tahoma]Just then the daughter Eliza,a marketing executive, arrived. “Hello and Happy Anniversary! I’m sorry but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing, so I didn’t have time to get you anything.”[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Tahoma]After they finished dinner, Stewart said, “There’s something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time.You see, we were very poor. But we worked hard, we were able to send each of you to university. Throughout the years your mother and I knew we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married.”[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Tahoma]The three children were bewildered and all said, “You mean we’re bastards?”[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Tahoma]“Yes,” said Stewart, “and cheap ones too!”[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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