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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 661955" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000">2 TRUE </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></strong>Mrs. Kravitz, the fifth grade teacher, posed the following problem to her students:</p><p></p><p></p><p>“A rich man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his lovely wife, one-fifth is to go to his little son, one-sixth to his</p><p> devoted butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?”</p><p></p><p></p><p>After a very long silence in the classroom, Tony raised his hand.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Mrs.Ktavitz called on Tony for his answer.</p><p></p><p></p><p>With complete sincerity in his voice, Tony answered, “A lawyer!”</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 661955, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008000]2 TRUE [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B]Mrs. Kravitz, the fifth grade teacher, posed the following problem to her students: “A rich man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his lovely wife, one-fifth is to go to his little son, one-sixth to his devoted butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?” After a very long silence in the classroom, Tony raised his hand. Mrs.Ktavitz called on Tony for his answer. With complete sincerity in his voice, Tony answered, “A lawyer!” [B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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