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<blockquote data-quote="Bikerbrent_RIP" data-source="post: 653304" data-attributes="member: 42081"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">ALWAYS</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"> ASK, NEVER ASSUME</span></span><em><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></strong></em></p><p><em><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></strong></em></p><p><em><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. </span></span></strong></em><em><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. </span></span></strong></em><em><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane</span></span></strong></em><em><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">warming up outside a hanger. </span></span></strong></em><em><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut,</span></span></strong></em><em><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">and shouted, 'Let's go'. </span></span></strong></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"> <em><span style="font-family: inherit">The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.</span></em></span></span></em></strong><em><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">Once in the air, the photographer instructed</span></span></strong></em><em><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make some low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.' </span></span></strong></em><em><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">'Why?' asked the pilot. </span></span></strong></em><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"><em><span style="font-family: inherit">'Because I'm a photographer for CNN', </span></em></span></span></em></strong><em><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.' </span></span></strong></em><em><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">The pilot was strangely silent for a moment. Finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'</span></span></strong></em></p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bikerbrent_RIP, post: 653304, member: 42081"] [COLOR=black][FONT='inherit']ALWAYS[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit'] ASK, NEVER ASSUME[/FONT][/COLOR][I][B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit'] His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/I][I][B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit']He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/I][I][B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit']Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/I][I][B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit']warming up outside a hanger. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/I][I][B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit']He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut,[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/I][I][B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit']and shouted, 'Let's go'. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/I][B][I][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit'][/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit'][/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][CENTER][CENTER][B][I][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit'] [I][FONT='inherit']The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.[/FONT][/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][I][B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit']Once in the air, the photographer instructed[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/I][I][B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit']the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make some low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.' [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/I][I][B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit']'Why?' asked the pilot. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/I][B][I][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit'] [I][FONT='inherit']'Because I'm a photographer for CNN', [/FONT][/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][I][B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit']he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.' [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/I][I][B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit']The pilot was strangely silent for a moment. Finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/I][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [COLOR=black][FONT='inherit'] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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