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<blockquote data-quote="Don Kuykendall_RIP" data-source="post: 652788" data-attributes="member: 6277"><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">JEWISH QUARTERBACK:</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">KABOOM!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">chimney.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">KA-BLOOEY!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">BULLS-EYE!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">The young man is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his Mother.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"I don't want to talk to you, the old woman says." You are not my son!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,...</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago !!!!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Don Kuykendall_RIP, post: 652788, member: 6277"] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]JEWISH QUARTERBACK:[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica][FONT=inherit]Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]KABOOM![/FONT] [FONT=inherit]He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]KA-BLOOEY![/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]BULLS-EYE![/FONT] [FONT=inherit]"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]The young man is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his Mother.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]"I don't want to talk to you, the old woman says." You are not my son!"[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,...[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]"I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago !!!![/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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