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<blockquote data-quote="Don Kuykendall_RIP" data-source="post: 650224" data-attributes="member: 6277"><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">After getting all of Pope Francis' luggage loaded into the limo at the airport, the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat in the car so we can leave?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">'Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican and I'd really like to drive today."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"Who's going to tell?" asks the Pope with a smile.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"Please slow down, Your Holiness," pleads the worried driver,but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license-- and my job!", moans the driver.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches;but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"I need to talk to the Chief,"he says to the dispatcher</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 105 mph.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"So bust him,"says the Chief.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"I don't think we want to do that.He's really important," said the cop.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">The Chief exclaimed,"All the more reason!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"No, I mean really important,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"said the cop with a bit of persistence.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">The Chief then asked,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"Who do you have there, the mayor?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Cop:"Bigger."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Chief: "A senator?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Cop: "Bigger."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Chief: "The President?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Cop: "Bigger."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"Well," said the Chief, "who is it?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Cop: "I think it's God!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"What makes you think it's God?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Cop: "His chauffeur is the Pope!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Don Kuykendall_RIP, post: 650224, member: 6277"] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]After getting all of Pope Francis' luggage loaded into the limo at the airport, the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat in the car so we can leave?"[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]'Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican and I'd really like to drive today."[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica][FONT=inherit]"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]"Who's going to tell?" asks the Pope with a smile.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]"Please slow down, Your Holiness," pleads the worried driver,but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]"Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license-- and my job!", moans the driver.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches;but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]"I need to talk to the Chief,"he says to the dispatcher[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 105 mph.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]"So bust him,"says the Chief.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]"I don't think we want to do that.He's really important," said the cop.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]The Chief exclaimed,"All the more reason!"[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]"No, I mean really important, "said the cop with a bit of persistence.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]The Chief then asked, "Who do you have there, the mayor?"[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Cop:"Bigger."[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Chief: "A senator?"[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Cop: "Bigger."[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Chief: "The President?"[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Cop: "Bigger."[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]"Well," said the Chief, "who is it?"[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Cop: "I think it's God!"[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, "What makes you think it's God?"[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Cop: "His chauffeur is the Pope![/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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