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<blockquote data-quote="Don Kuykendall_RIP" data-source="post: 641788" data-attributes="member: 6277"><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">A group of four-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"Yo</span></span><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">u need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. "John what did you do over the weekend?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"I went to visit my Nana."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"I took a ride on a choo-choo."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words," she said. She then asked little Alex what he had done.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"I read a book," he replied.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Alex thought very hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the SHIT."</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Don Kuykendall_RIP, post: 641788, member: 6277"] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Helvetica]A group of four-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk![/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Helvetica]"Yo[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#666666][FONT=Helvetica]u need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. "John what did you do over the weekend?" "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo." "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words," she said. She then asked little Alex what he had done. "I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Alex thought very hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the SHIT."[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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