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<blockquote data-quote="TedG954" data-source="post: 640831" data-attributes="member: 9701"><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Wise Decision</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">I went to the liquor store last Friday afternoon on my bicycle.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">I bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TedG954, post: 640831, member: 9701"] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]Wise Decision[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]I went to the liquor store last Friday afternoon on my bicycle.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]I bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica][FONT=inherit]As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.[/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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