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<blockquote data-quote="Don Kuykendall_RIP" data-source="post: 639873" data-attributes="member: 6277"><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">So he decided to buy her a cell phone. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Meg was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.</span></span><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">The next day Meg went shopping. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"Hi Meg," he said, "how do you like your new phone?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Meg replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Don Kuykendall_RIP, post: 639873, member: 6277"] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]So he decided to buy her a cell phone. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]Meg was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica] The next day Meg went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. "Hi Meg," he said, "how do you like your new phone?" Meg replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..." "What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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