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<blockquote data-quote="Don Kuykendall_RIP" data-source="post: 638701" data-attributes="member: 6277"><p><strong>Husband decides he’s going to be “the man of the house” but his wife has other plans</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 12px">A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be The Man Of Your House.”</span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'"><span style="font-size: 12px">He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law.</span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'"><span style="font-size: 12px">You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of fun that I want.</span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back, towel me dry, and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands.</span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”</span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The wife replied, <strong>“The damn funeral director would be my first guess.”</strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'"></p><p></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Don Kuykendall_RIP, post: 638701, member: 6277"] [B]Husband decides he’s going to be “the man of the house” but his wife has other plans[/B] [FONT=Roboto] [/FONT] [FONT=Roboto][INDENT][SIZE=3]A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be The Man Of Your House.” He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of fun that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back, towel me dry, and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?” The wife replied, [B]“The damn funeral director would be my first guess.”[/B][/SIZE] [/INDENT] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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