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<blockquote data-quote="JH Foto" data-source="post: 638435" data-attributes="member: 19808"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody tells a lie. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">The son comes home in the afternoon. Father asks him, “So, you were at school today, right?”</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Son: “Yeah.”</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Detector: “Beep.“</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Son: “OK, OK, I was in a cinema.”</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Detector: “Beep.”</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Son: “Alright, I went for a beer with my friends.”</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Father: “What?! At your age, I wouldn’t touch alcohol!“</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Detector: “Beep.”</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Mother laughs: “Ha ha ha, well, he really is your son!”</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Detector: “Beep.”</span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="JH Foto, post: 638435, member: 19808"] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial]Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody tells a lie. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial]The son comes home in the afternoon. Father asks him, “So, you were at school today, right?”[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial]Son: “Yeah.”[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial]Detector: “Beep.“[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial]Son: “OK, OK, I was in a cinema.”[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial]Detector: “Beep.”[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial]Son: “Alright, I went for a beer with my friends.”[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial]Father: “What?! At your age, I wouldn’t touch alcohol!“[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial]Detector: “Beep.”[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial]Mother laughs: “Ha ha ha, well, he really is your son!”[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial]Detector: “Beep.”[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial][SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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