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<blockquote data-quote="Don Kuykendall_RIP" data-source="post: 638067" data-attributes="member: 6277"><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Yesterday I got my permit to carry a concealed weapon. So, today I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a 9mm handgun for home/personal protection.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-size: 15px">Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-size: 15px">As a senior citizen, I do not get flustered often, but this time it took me a while to get my pants back on. I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer. I still do not think I looked that bad! Just need to wear underwear more often.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Don Kuykendall_RIP, post: 638067, member: 6277"] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=4]Yesterday I got my permit to carry a concealed weapon. So, today I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a 9mm handgun for home/personal protection.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=4]When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica][FONT=inherit][SIZE=4]Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader![/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=inherit][SIZE=4]As a senior citizen, I do not get flustered often, but this time it took me a while to get my pants back on. I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer. I still do not think I looked that bad! Just need to wear underwear more often.[/SIZE][/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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