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<blockquote data-quote="grandpaw" data-source="post: 637425" data-attributes="member: 8635"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">B</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">ack on January 9th, a group of Wadesboro, North Carolina bikers were riding east on </span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Hwy.74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.</span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of </span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, </span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit </span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">suicide!!" </span></span></span> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" </span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you </span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">give ol' George here your best last kiss?" </span></span></span> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it </span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. </span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies,</span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I </span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts You could be famous </span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"</span></span></span> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." </span></span></span> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"> <span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="grandpaw, post: 637425, member: 8635"] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Calibri][COLOR=navy][FONT=Garamond] B[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Garamond]ack on January 9th, a group of Wadesboro, North Carolina bikers were riding east on [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Calibri][FONT=Garamond]Hwy.74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.[/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Calibri][FONT=Garamond]George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Calibri][FONT=Garamond]gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Calibri][FONT=Garamond]"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Calibri][FONT=Garamond]suicide!!" [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Calibri][COLOR=#1F497D] [/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Calibri][FONT=Garamond]While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Calibri][FONT=Garamond]opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Calibri][FONT=Garamond]give ol' George here your best last kiss?" [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Calibri][FONT=Garamond]So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Calibri][FONT=Garamond]was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Calibri][FONT=Garamond]After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies,[/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Calibri][FONT=Garamond]the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Calibri][FONT=Garamond]have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts You could be famous [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Calibri][FONT=Garamond]if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"[/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Calibri][FONT=Garamond]"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Calibri][COLOR=#1F497D] [/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Calibri] [FONT=Garamond]It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.[/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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