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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 636885" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]To all of my BLONDE friends!![/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]ENJOY A blondes year!![/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]January[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]February[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></p><p><span style="color: black">Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!![/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]March[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Box said ' 2-4 years!' [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]April[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></p><p><span style="color: black">Trapped on escalator for hours ... </span></p><p><span style="color: black">Power went out!!!</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p> <span style="color: black">May</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....</span></p><p><span style="color: black">8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! </span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p> <span style="color: black">June</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Tried to go water skiing......</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Couldn't find a lake with a slope. [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]July[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Learned later that the other swimmers cheated- they used their arms!!![/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]August[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Darn car filled up with water because convertible top was open.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]September[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></p><p><span style="color: black">The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? </span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p> <span style="color: black">October</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Hate M & M's.....They are so hard to peel. [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]November[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Baked Thanksgiving turkey for 4 1/2 days ...</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Instructions said bake 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]December[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Couldn't call 911.</span></p><p><span style="color: black">'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!![/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR</span></p><p><span style="color: black">A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. </span></p><p><span style="color: black">She opened it then slammed it shut and Stormed back in the house.</span></p><p><span style="color: black">A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.</span></p><p><span style="color: black">As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?' To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'</span></p><p><span style="color: black">(Are you ready? This is a beauty)</span></p><p><span style="color: black">'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'[/FONT]</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 636885, member: 9922"] [COLOR=black][FONT="]To all of my BLONDE friends!![/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]ENJOY A blondes year!![/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]January[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]February[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!![/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]March[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... Box said ' 2-4 years!' [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]April[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] Trapped on escalator for hours ... Power went out!!! May Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June Tried to go water skiing...... Couldn't find a lake with a slope. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]July[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... Learned later that the other swimmers cheated- they used their arms!!![/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]August[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... Darn car filled up with water because convertible top was open.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]September[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? October Hate M & M's.....They are so hard to peel. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]November[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] Baked Thanksgiving turkey for 4 1/2 days ... Instructions said bake 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]December[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] Couldn't call 911. 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!![/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and Stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?' To which she replied, 'There certainly is!' (Are you ready? This is a beauty) 'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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