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<blockquote data-quote="Don Kuykendall_RIP" data-source="post: 631341" data-attributes="member: 6277"><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A JOKE WITH A RHETORICAL QUESTION???</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">-Bought a litre of White Out yesterday. Huge mistake.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">-Herb gardeners who work extra get thyme and a half.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">-Last night, I kept dreaming that I had written Lord of the Rings. The wife said I’d been Tolkien in my sleep</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">-I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">-I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">-I tried to catch some fog today but I mist.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">-Atheism is a non-prophet organization.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">-The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">-Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">-I was trying to explain puns to my kleptomaniac friend today, but she kept taking things literally.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">-I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn’t matter. None of them work.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">-What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">-Just watched a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">-Jokes about opticians just get cornea and cornea.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">-I was walking the dogs the other day when all of a sudden they vanished into thin air. Not sure where they went, but I’ve got some leads.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">-If a short psychic broke out of jail, then you’d have a small medium at large.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">-My computer’s got Miley Virus. It has stopped twerking.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">-If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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