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<blockquote data-quote="Bikerbrent_RIP" data-source="post: 629948" data-attributes="member: 42081"><p>Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" *</p><p>*Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. *</p><p>*God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. *</p><p>*He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover</p><p>clothing, she will wash it for you. *</p><p>*She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the</p><p>first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! *</p><p>*She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of</p><p>them. *</p><p>*She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it. * </p><p>*Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" *</p><p>*God replied, "An arm and a leg." *</p><p>*Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" *</p><p>*Of course the rest is history...................... *</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bikerbrent_RIP, post: 629948, member: 42081"] Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" * *Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. * *God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. * *He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. * *She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! * *She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. * *She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it. * *Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" * *God replied, "An arm and a leg." * *Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" * *Of course the rest is history...................... * [/QUOTE]
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