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<table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,** 
 

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 **'Hello?'** 

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&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; **'Hi honey.** 
**This is Daddy.** 
**Is Mommy near the phone?'** 

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&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Gabe.'** 
 
 
 
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**After a brief pause,** 

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**Daddy says,** 
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Gabe.'** 

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**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,** 
**Right now..'** 

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Brief Pause. 

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**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.** 
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs** 
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy** 
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'** 

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&nbsp; **'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'** 

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**A few minutes later** 
**The little girl comes back to the phone.** 

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**'I did it, Daddy.'** 

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**'And what happened, honey?' ** 

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'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.** 

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**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser** 
**And now she isn't moving at all!'** 

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**'Oh my God!!!&nbsp; What about your Uncle Gabe?'** 

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**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.** 

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**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window** 
**And into the swimming pool..** 
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water** 
**Last week to clean it.** 

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**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'** 

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*****Long Pause***** 

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*****Longer Pause***** 

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*****Even Longer Pause***** 

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**Then Daddy says,** 

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 **'Swimming pool?&nbsp; ............** 

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**Is this 486-5731?'* 

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**No, I think you have the wrong number........* 

 
 
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[QUOTE="mikew_RIP, post: 628067, member: 14174"] [TABLE="class: m_-7625005544273601622MsoNormalTable"] [TR] [TD="width: 100%"] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=red]**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#010158] [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#010158] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=red]**'Hello?'**[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=blue]**'Hi honey.** **This is Daddy.** **Is Mommy near the phone?'**[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#010158] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red] **'No, Daddy.** **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Gabe.'**[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#010158] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black]**After a brief pause,**[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black]**Daddy says,**[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue]**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Gabe.'**[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#010158] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red]**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,** **Right now..'**[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#010158] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]Brief Pause.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=blue]**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.** **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs** **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy** **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#010158] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=red]**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#010158] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]**A few minutes later** **The little girl comes back to the phone.**[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#010158] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red]**'I did it, Daddy.'**[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#010158] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue]**'And what happened, honey?' **[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#010158] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=red]'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#010158] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red]**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser** **And now she isn't moving at all!'**[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=blue]**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Gabe?'**[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#010158] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red]**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#010158] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red]**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window** **And into the swimming pool..** **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water** **Last week to clean it.**[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=red]**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#010158] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]*****Long Pause*****[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black]*****Longer Pause*****[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#010158] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]*****Even Longer Pause*****[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#010158] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]**Then Daddy says,**[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#010158] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=blue]**'Swimming pool? ............**[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#010158] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue]**Is this 486-5731?'*[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=red]**No, I think you have the wrong number........*[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=&quot][/FONT] [COLOR=#888888][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=&quot][/FONT] [COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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