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<blockquote data-quote="mikew_RIP" data-source="post: 628066" data-attributes="member: 14174"><p><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. </span><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">She looked OK for a 61 year-old. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.</span><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever Had a Sportsman's Double. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">'What's that?' I asked</span><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">I said, 'No</span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">,</span></span><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">' - excitedly.</span><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.</span><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">I went back to her place.</span><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mikew_RIP, post: 628066, member: 14174"] [FONT=tahoma]I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. [/FONT][FONT=tahoma] [/FONT][FONT=tahoma]She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.[/FONT][FONT=tahoma] [/FONT][FONT=tahoma]We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever Had a Sportsman's Double. 'What's that?' I asked[/FONT][FONT=tahoma]. [/FONT][FONT=tahoma]'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. I said, 'No[/FONT][COLOR=blue][FONT=tahoma],[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=tahoma]' - excitedly.[/FONT][FONT=tahoma] [/FONT][FONT=tahoma] We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.[/FONT][FONT=tahoma] [/FONT][FONT=tahoma]I went back to her place.[/FONT][FONT=tahoma] [/FONT] [FONT=tahoma] [/FONT][B][FONT=tahoma]She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'[/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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