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<blockquote data-quote="Don Kuykendall_RIP" data-source="post: 626091" data-attributes="member: 6277"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of hot cocoa in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes away a tear from his eye.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">“What’s the matter, dear?” she whispers as she steps into the room… “Why are you down here at this time of night!?”</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">The husband looks up from his drink, “It’s the 20th Anniversary of the day we met.”</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">She can’t believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">The husband continues, “Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 15,” he said solemnly.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">“Yes, I do” she replies.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">The husband pauses… The words were not coming easily.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">“Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?”</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">“Yes, I remember” said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">The husband continued.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">“Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, Either you marry my daughter or I will make sure you spend the next 20 years in prison?”</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">“I remember that, too” she replied softly.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">He sighed as he wiped another tear away from his cheek and said, “I would have gotten out today.”</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Don Kuykendall_RIP, post: 626091, member: 6277"] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Roboto]A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Roboto]She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of hot cocoa in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes away a tear from his eye.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Roboto]“What’s the matter, dear?” she whispers as she steps into the room… “Why are you down here at this time of night!?”[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Roboto]The husband looks up from his drink, “It’s the 20th Anniversary of the day we met.”[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Roboto]She can’t believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Roboto]The husband continues, “Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 15,” he said solemnly.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Roboto]Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Roboto]“Yes, I do” she replies.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Roboto]The husband pauses… The words were not coming easily.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Roboto]“Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?”[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Roboto]“Yes, I remember” said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Roboto]The husband continued.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Roboto]“Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, Either you marry my daughter or I will make sure you spend the next 20 years in prison?”[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Roboto]“I remember that, too” she replied softly.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Roboto]He sighed as he wiped another tear away from his cheek and said, “I would have gotten out today.”[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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