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<blockquote data-quote="Don Kuykendall_RIP" data-source="post: 625774" data-attributes="member: 6277"><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Dearest Dad,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">I am coming home to get married soon, so get your check book out. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">As you know, I am in Australia ... and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook , had long chats on Whatsapp. He proposed to me on Skype, and now we've had two months of a relationship through Viber.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">My beloved and favorite Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Lots of love and thanks.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Your favorite daughter, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Lilly</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">THE RESPONSE</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">My Dear Lilly,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Like Wow! Really? Cool!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Whatever ... I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through PayPal.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Love, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Your Dad</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Don Kuykendall_RIP, post: 625774, member: 6277"] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]Dearest Dad,[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]I am coming home to get married soon, so get your check book out. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]As you know, I am in Australia ... and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook , had long chats on Whatsapp. He proposed to me on Skype, and now we've had two months of a relationship through Viber.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica][FONT=inherit]My beloved and favorite Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Lots of love and thanks. [/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Your favorite daughter, Lilly [/FONT] [FONT=inherit]THE RESPONSE [/FONT] [FONT=inherit]My Dear Lilly,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Like Wow! Really? Cool![/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Whatever ... I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through PayPal.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay. [/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Love, Your Dad[/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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