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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 625502" data-attributes="member: 9922">[FONT=&amp;quot]FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:1. Money cannot buy happiness - but it's&nbsp; far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the asshole's name.3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you&nbsp; when they're in trouble again.4. Alcohol does not solve any&nbsp; problems - but then neither does milk.5. Many&nbsp; people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BONUS&nbsp; RULE:Condoms do not guarantee safe sex.A&nbsp; friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's&nbsp; husband.=============[/FONT]</blockquote>

[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 625502, member: 9922"] [COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE: 1. Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the asshole's name. 3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then neither does milk. 5. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BONUS RULE: Condoms do not guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband. =============[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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