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<blockquote data-quote="Don Kuykendall_RIP" data-source="post: 624169" data-attributes="member: 6277"><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Splinters in her crotch</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared..</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste removal facility. I’m sorry, but due to Obama-Care... they turned you down.”</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">GOD BLESS</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">AMERICA</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Don Kuykendall_RIP, post: 624169, member: 6277"] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]Splinters in her crotch[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica][FONT=inherit]woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared..[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste removal facility. I’m sorry, but due to Obama-Care... they turned you down.”[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]GOD BLESS[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]AMERICA[/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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