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<blockquote data-quote="Don Kuykendall_RIP" data-source="post: 622637" data-attributes="member: 6277"><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px">flight attendant to take care of them for him.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px">She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px">responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-size: 15px">Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-size: 15px">gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?"</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-size: 15px">Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-size: 15px">Two lessons here:</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-size: 15px">1.Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-size: 15px">1.Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Don Kuykendall_RIP, post: 622637, member: 6277"] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=4]A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=4]She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica][FONT=inherit][SIZE=4]Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?"[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=inherit][SIZE=4]Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=inherit][SIZE=4]Two lessons here: 1.Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are. 1.Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.[/SIZE][/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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