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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 620884" data-attributes="member: 9922">An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time,&nbsp; became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign&nbsp; up outside that said: Dr. Geezer’s clinic. “Get your treatment for $500,&nbsp; if not cured get back $1,000.”&nbsp;&nbsp; Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know&nbsp; anything about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to&nbsp; get an easy $1,000.&nbsp;So he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic&nbsp;This is what happened.&nbsp;Dr. Young: “Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?”&nbsp;Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”&nbsp;Dr. Young:&nbsp; “Aagh! This is gasoline!”&nbsp;Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”&nbsp;Dr. Young gets annoyed and leaves in a haste. He’s angry now, and&nbsp; spends the next few days trying to figure out a way to recover his&nbsp; money. He returns to Dr. Geezer’s office once he thinks of a clever&nbsp; plan…&nbsp;Dr. Young: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”&nbsp;Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”&nbsp;Dr. Young: “Oh no you don’t. That is Gasoline!”&nbsp;Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”&nbsp;Dr. Young, after having lost $1000 total, leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.&nbsp;Dr. Young: “My eyesight has become weak. I can hardly see!”&nbsp;Dr. Geezer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so… Here’s your $1000 back.”&nbsp;Dr. Young: “But this is only $500…”&nbsp;Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”&nbsp;Moral of story — Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an old “Geezer “</blockquote>

[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 620884, member: 9922"] An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: Dr. Geezer’s clinic. “Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000.” Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know anything about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get an easy $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic This is what happened. [B]Dr. Young:[/B] “Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?” [B]Dr. Geezer:[/B] “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.” [B]Dr. Young:[/B] “Aagh! This is gasoline!” [B]Dr. Geezer:[/B] “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.” Dr. Young gets annoyed and leaves in a haste. He’s angry now, and spends the next few days trying to figure out a way to recover his money. He returns to Dr. Geezer’s office once he thinks of a clever plan… [B]Dr. Young:[/B] “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.” [B]Dr. Geezer:[/B] “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.” [B]Dr. Young:[/B] “Oh no you don’t. That is Gasoline!” [B]Dr. Geezer:[/B] “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.” Dr. Young, after having lost $1000 total, leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. [B]Dr. Young:[/B] “My eyesight has become weak. I can hardly see!” [B]Dr. Geezer:[/B] “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so… Here’s your $1000 back.” [B]Dr. Young:[/B] “But this is only $500…” [B]Dr. Geezer:[/B] “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.” Moral of story — Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an old “Geezer “ [/QUOTE]

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