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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 620171" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000FF">A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise'.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000FF">The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000FF">Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000FF">And she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000FF">'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000FF"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000FF">He hadn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000FF"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000FF">He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000FF">Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000FF">'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000FF">The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.' </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000FF"> </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000FF">(You're going to love this................... </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000FF">You're going to hate yourself for loving this!.............. ) </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000FF">.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000FF">.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000FF">.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000FF">.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000FF"> </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000FF">'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peek</span><span style="color: #0000FF">ing Duck</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 620171, member: 9922"] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000FF]A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise'.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF]The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF]Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF]And she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF]'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hadn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF]Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF]'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF]The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF](You're going to love this................... [/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF]You're going to hate yourself for loving this!.............. ) [/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF].[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF].[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF].[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF].[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF]'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peek[/COLOR][COLOR=#0000FF]ing Duck[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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