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<blockquote data-quote="Don Kuykendall_RIP" data-source="post: 619211" data-attributes="member: 6277"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">I was in line at the store and struck up a conversation with the elderly lady in front of me. Said she was a widow twice over:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"My first husband died from eating poison mushrooms."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"I'm sorry to hear that."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"Second husband died from blunt-force trauma."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"Wow! What happened?"</span></span><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Don Kuykendall_RIP, post: 619211, member: 6277"] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]I was in line at the store and struck up a conversation with the elderly lady in front of me. Said she was a widow twice over:[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica] "My first husband died from eating poison mushrooms."[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica] "I'm sorry to hear that."[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica] "Second husband died from blunt-force trauma."[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica] "Wow! What happened?"[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica] "He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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