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<blockquote data-quote="sonicbuffalo_RIP" data-source="post: 613034" data-attributes="member: 21543"><p>My first shot at this gig so bare with me.</p><p></p><p>A teenager just got his license and asked his father if he could borrow the car Friday night for a date. The Father said he could if he would agree to do 3 things. The son asked what they were? The Father said first you have to mow the yard, second, you have to trim the hedges, and third you have to get a haircut. The Son said ok, and proceeded to mow the grass, and then went about trimming the hedges. Friday came along and the Son asked his Dad for the car keys. The Father asked if he had completed all the tasks? The Son said, "yes". The Father looked at the Son and saw that he obviously had not cut his hair. He asked his Son why? The teen said,"well Dad, I got to thinking about that and Moses and even Jesus had long hair". His Father looked right back at the kid and said,"and they walked".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sonicbuffalo_RIP, post: 613034, member: 21543"] My first shot at this gig so bare with me. A teenager just got his license and asked his father if he could borrow the car Friday night for a date. The Father said he could if he would agree to do 3 things. The son asked what they were? The Father said first you have to mow the yard, second, you have to trim the hedges, and third you have to get a haircut. The Son said ok, and proceeded to mow the grass, and then went about trimming the hedges. Friday came along and the Son asked his Dad for the car keys. The Father asked if he had completed all the tasks? The Son said, "yes". The Father looked at the Son and saw that he obviously had not cut his hair. He asked his Son why? The teen said,"well Dad, I got to thinking about that and Moses and even Jesus had long hair". His Father looked right back at the kid and said,"and they walked". [/QUOTE]
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