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<blockquote data-quote="mikew_RIP" data-source="post: 611885" data-attributes="member: 14174">A guy goes to the Post&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Office to apply for a job. The interviewer&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; asks him, &quot;Are you allergic to anything?&quot; He replies, &quot;Yes,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; caffeine. I can’t&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; drink coffee.”&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;Have&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; you ever been in the military service?&quot; &quot;Yes,&quot; he says, &quot;I&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; was in Iraq for two years.&quot; The interviewer&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; says, &quot;That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.&quot; Then he asks, &quot;Are&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; you disabled in any way?&quot; The guy says,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.&quot; The interviewer&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; grimaces and then says, &quot;Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; day.&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; guy is puzzled and asks, &quot;If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?&quot;&quot;This is a government&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; job,&quot; the interviewer says. &quot;For the first two hours, we just stand around&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; that.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="mikew_RIP, post: 611885, member: 14174"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=#001A78]A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.[/COLOR][COLOR=#990000] [/COLOR][COLOR=#001A78] The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"[/COLOR][COLOR=#990000] [/COLOR][COLOR=#001A78] He replies, "Yes, caffeine.[/COLOR][COLOR=navy] I can’t drink coffee.”[/COLOR][COLOR=#990000] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#001A78] "Have you ever been in the military service?"[/COLOR][COLOR=#990000] [/COLOR][COLOR=#001A78] "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."[/COLOR][COLOR=#990000] [/COLOR][COLOR=#001A78] The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."[/COLOR][COLOR=#990000] [/COLOR][COLOR=#001A78] Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"[/COLOR][COLOR=#990000] [/COLOR][COLOR=#001A78] The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."[/COLOR][COLOR=#990000] [/COLOR][COLOR=#001A78] The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."[/COLOR][COLOR=#990000] [/COLOR][COLOR=#001A78] The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?" "This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."[/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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