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<blockquote data-quote="grandpaw" data-source="post: 611777" data-attributes="member: 8635"><p>Car Keys </p><p>They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The car was nowhere in the parking lot. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. </p><p> </p><p>Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband:"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice."Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped YOU off!" </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your damn car!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="grandpaw, post: 611777, member: 8635"] Car Keys They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The car was nowhere in the parking lot. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband:"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen." There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice."Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped YOU off!" Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me." He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your damn car!" [/QUOTE]
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