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<blockquote data-quote="mikew_RIP" data-source="post: 611690" data-attributes="member: 14174">
<table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>The 87 year old&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; breath. 
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&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; The 84 year old&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; to have so much energy. 
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&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; The 87 year old&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; said, &quot;Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies.&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 
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&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; So, on the way&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; home the 84 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; around, the lady asked if he needed any help. 
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&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; He said &quot;Do you&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; have any Rye bread?&quot; 
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&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; She said, &quot;Yes,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 
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&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; He said, &quot;I want 5&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; loaves.&quot; 
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&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; She said, &quot;My&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; it'll be hard&quot; 
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&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; He replied, &quot;I&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; can't believe it, everybody knows about this shit but&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; me.&quot; 
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[QUOTE="mikew_RIP, post: 611690, member: 14174"] [TABLE="align: left"] [TR] [TD="width: 624"][FONT=Arial]The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]The 84 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]So, on the way home the 84 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]He said "Do you have any Rye bread?" [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]He said, "I want 5 loaves."[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard" [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]He replied, "I can't believe it, [I]everybody knows about this shit but me[/I]."[/FONT] [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [COLOR=#1f497d] [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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