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<blockquote data-quote="Don Kuykendall_RIP" data-source="post: 611553" data-attributes="member: 6277"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong>A turkey was chatting with a bull.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the energy.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the bull. ‘They’re packed with nutrients.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong>Moral of the story:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Bull Sh*t might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there..</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Don Kuykendall_RIP, post: 611553, member: 6277"] [FONT=Arial][FONT=arial][B]A turkey was chatting with a bull.[/B] [/FONT][FONT=arial]‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the energy. [/FONT][FONT=arial]Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the bull. ‘They’re packed with nutrients. [/FONT][FONT=arial]The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. [/FONT][FONT=arial]The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. [/FONT][FONT=arial]Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. [/FONT][FONT=arial]He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. [/FONT][FONT=arial][B]Moral of the story:[/B] [/FONT][FONT=arial]Bull Sh*t might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there..[/FONT][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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