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Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
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<blockquote data-quote="Whiskeyman" data-source="post: 610825" data-attributes="member: 13556"><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #4A4A4A">This may already be on here, but it's a good one...</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #4A4A4A"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #4A4A4A">A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #4A4A4A"></span></span></span><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #4A4A4A"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #4A4A4A"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'ComicSansMS'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #4A4A4A">The boy takes the quarters and leaves.</span><span style="color: #4A4A4A">“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'ComicSansMS'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #4A4A4A"></span><span style="color: #4A4A4A">Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'ComicSansMS'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #4A4A4A"></span><span style="color: #4A4A4A">“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'ComicSansMS'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #4A4A4A"></span><span style="color: #4A4A4A">The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'ComicSansMS'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Whiskeyman, post: 610825, member: 13556"] [FONT=arial][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=#4A4A4A]This may already be on here, but it's a good one... A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” [/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][CENTER][COLOR=#4A4A4A][FONT=arial]The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” [/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][COLOR=#000000][FONT=ComicSansMS][FONT=arial][COLOR=#4A4A4A]The boy takes the quarters and leaves.[/COLOR][COLOR=#4A4A4A]“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” [/COLOR][COLOR=#4A4A4A]Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. [/COLOR][COLOR=#4A4A4A]“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” [/COLOR][COLOR=#4A4A4A]The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”[/COLOR][/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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