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<blockquote data-quote="pnomanikon" data-source="post: 610634" data-attributes="member: 43342">The National Poetry Contest had worked its way down to the last 2 finalists - a Harvard English Literature Graduate Student and a West Virginia Hillbilly. (Hey - I was born and raised in WV so I can say that)The two finalists were on the stage of the large auditorium filled with intellectuals from all over the world. They were all saying to themselves the hillbilly doesn't stand a chance.&nbsp; The judge came forward and announced that, for the final competition, each was to compose a poem using the word &quot;Timbuktu&quot;.&nbsp; The audience knew the hillbilly was already defeated.First came the Harvard grad student:&nbsp;&nbsp; Cross the lonely desert sand, trekked the lonely caravan. Men and camels two by two, destination - Timbuktu.The audience went wild. No way the hillbilly could top that!Then the WV Hillbilly stepped up to the mic:&nbsp; Me an' Tim a-huntin' we went, met three whores in a pop-up tent. They was three and we was two, so I buk one and Tim buk two. &nbsp;Who would you vote for?</blockquote>

[QUOTE="pnomanikon, post: 610634, member: 43342"] The National Poetry Contest had worked its way down to the last 2 finalists - a Harvard English Literature Graduate Student and a West Virginia Hillbilly. (Hey - I was born and raised in WV so I can say that) The two finalists were on the stage of the large auditorium filled with intellectuals from all over the world. They were all saying to themselves the hillbilly doesn't stand a chance. The judge came forward and announced that, for the final competition, each was to compose a poem using the word "Timbuktu". The audience knew the hillbilly was already defeated. First came the Harvard grad student: Cross the lonely desert sand, trekked the lonely caravan. Men and camels two by two, destination - Timbuktu. The audience went wild. No way the hillbilly could top that! Then the WV Hillbilly stepped up to the mic: Me an' Tim a-huntin' we went, met three whores in a pop-up tent. They was three and we was two, so I buk one and Tim buk two. Who would you vote for? [/QUOTE]

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