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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 593398" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 18px">CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY....</span></span> </span></span></span></strong> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 593398, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000][FONT=helvetica][SIZE=5]CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY....[/SIZE][/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=helvetica]Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.[/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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