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<blockquote data-quote="rick.osgood" data-source="post: 577677" data-attributes="member: 42457"><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><strong>I.R.S.</strong></span></span></p><hr /><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><strong>The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><strong>deckhand</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><strong>and sent an agent to investigate him.</strong><strong>[FONT=&quot]</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><strong>IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".</strong><strong>[FONT=&quot]</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><strong>[/FONT]</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><strong>Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><strong>years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><strong>Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><strong>90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><strong>room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><strong>Budweiser's every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><strong>sleep with my wife occasionally".</strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><strong><strong>[FONT=&quot]IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".[/FONT]</strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><strong><strong>[FONT=&quot]Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would[/FONT]</strong></strong><strong>you like to know"?</strong>[/FONT]</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rick.osgood, post: 577677, member: 42457"] [COLOR=#333333][FONT=verdana][B]I.R.S.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [HR][/HR][COLOR=#333333][FONT=verdana][B]The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his[/B] [B]deckhand[/B] [B]and sent an agent to investigate him.[/B][B][FONT="] [/B][/FONT][B][/B] [B]IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".[/B][B][FONT="] [/FONT][/B] [B]Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3[/B] [B]years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. [/B] [B]Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about[/B] [B]90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own[/B] [B]room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen[/B] [B]Budweiser's every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to[/B] [B]sleep with my wife occasionally".[/B][B] [B][FONT="]IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT="]Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would[/FONT][/B][/B][B]you like to know"?[/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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