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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 577642" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span> <strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Subject:[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] Senior Inspiration[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]1. My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds … only 15 to go ...[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]2. Ate salad for dinner …Mostly croutons & tomatoes ... Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce ... And cheese... FINE, it was a pizza... I ate a pizza … [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]3. How to prepare Tofu: 1. Throw it in the trash. 2. Grill some Meat ...[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web ... [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]5. I don't mean to brag but… I finished my limited 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes ... [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it ... [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it... when I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel...no remote controller. [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]8. Senility has been a smooth transition for me... [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero and a snow flake fell they closed school? Me neither. [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented … I forgot where I was going with this ... [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]11. I love being over 70 … I learn something new every day … and forget 5 others ... [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]12. A thief broke into my house last night … He was searching for money in the dark… so I woke up and turned on the lights and dedided to searched with him... [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]13. My dentist told me I need a Crown … I said, "You bet, pour mine over rocks" … [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]14. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day ... [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]15. My doctor told me make a list of all the places that hurt when I get up in the morning. I told him that I would prefer to list all the places that didn't hurt. Makes for a much shorter list.....[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]16. When I was young the fun parts of me would get stiff. Now it's the only part that doesn't.....[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]17. I have decided I am now nine of the Seven Dwarfs. Cranky, grouchy, itchy, bitchy, crabby, achy, gritchy, irritable and grumpy. [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed." Trouble is, it's all down hill from here.[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 577642, member: 9922"] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black][FONT="]Subject:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="] Senior Inspiration[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [INDENT] [INDENT] [INDENT] [INDENT] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [INDENT] [COLOR=black][FONT="]1. My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds … only 15 to go ...[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]2. Ate salad for dinner …Mostly croutons & tomatoes ... Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce ... And cheese... FINE, it was a pizza... I ate a pizza … [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]3. How to prepare Tofu: 1. Throw it in the trash. 2. Grill some Meat ...[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web ... [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]5. I don't mean to brag but… I finished my limited 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes ... [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it ... [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it... when I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel...no remote controller. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]8. Senility has been a smooth transition for me... [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero and a snow flake fell they closed school? Me neither. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented … I forgot where I was going with this ... [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]11. I love being over 70 … I learn something new every day … and forget 5 others ... [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]12. A thief broke into my house last night … He was searching for money in the dark… so I woke up and turned on the lights and dedided to searched with him... [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]13. My dentist told me I need a Crown … I said, "You bet, pour mine over rocks" … [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]14. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day ... [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]15. My doctor told me make a list of all the places that hurt when I get up in the morning. I told him that I would prefer to list all the places that didn't hurt. Makes for a much shorter list.....[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]16. When I was young the fun parts of me would get stiff. Now it's the only part that doesn't.....[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]17. I have decided I am now nine of the Seven Dwarfs. Cranky, grouchy, itchy, bitchy, crabby, achy, gritchy, irritable and grumpy. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black][FONT="]"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed." Trouble is, it's all down hill from here.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/INDENT] [/INDENT] [/INDENT][/INDENT] [/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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