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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 566041" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]<strong>[FONT=&quot]Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.</strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"><strong>A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'</strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"><strong>The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.[/FONT]</strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><strong>[FONT=&quot]The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'[/FONT]</strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><strong>[FONT=&quot]The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.</strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"><strong>It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.[/FONT]</strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><strong>[FONT=&quot]Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on...[/FONT]</strong>[/FONT]</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 566041, member: 9922"] [B][COLOR=black][FONT="][B][FONT="]Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT="]The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT="]The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT="]Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on...[/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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