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<blockquote data-quote="TedG954" data-source="post: 561055" data-attributes="member: 9701"><p> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>[ATTACH]214558[/ATTACH]</td></tr></table><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local arts college. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"1955, ma'am."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">(Gotta love military time)</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TedG954, post: 561055, member: 9701"] [TABLE] [TR] [TD][ATTACH=CONFIG]214558._xfImport[/ATTACH][/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [SIZE=2]A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local arts college. [/SIZE] [SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2]There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.[/SIZE] [SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2]"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"[/SIZE] [SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2]"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."[/SIZE] [SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2]The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."[/SIZE] [SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2]"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."[/SIZE] [SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2]The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."[/SIZE] [SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2]The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.[/SIZE] [SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2]Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"[/SIZE] [SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2]"1955, ma'am."[/SIZE] [SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2]"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.[/SIZE] [SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2]Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."[/SIZE] [SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2]The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."[/SIZE] [SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2](Gotta love military time)[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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