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<blockquote data-quote="Michael J." data-source="post: 552536" data-attributes="member: 13861"><p><strong>WHAT WAS THE STUDENTS SCORE ON THIS TEST?</strong></p><p></p><p> Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle</p><p> </p><p> Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom</p><p> Of the page</p><p> </p><p> Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid</p><p> </p><p> Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage</p><p> </p><p> Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams</p><p> </p><p> Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner</p><p> </p><p> Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half</p><p> </p><p> Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it</p><p> Become? * It will simply become wet</p><p> </p><p> Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he</p><p> Sleeps at night.</p><p> </p><p> Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find</p><p> An elephant that has only one hand..</p><p> </p><p> Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four</p><p> Apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * Very</p><p> Large hands</p><p> </p><p> Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it</p><p> Take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built.</p><p> </p><p> Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking</p><p> It? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Michael J., post: 552536, member: 13861"] [B]WHAT WAS THE STUDENTS SCORE ON THIS TEST?[/B] Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom Of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it Become? * It will simply become wet Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he Sleeps at night. Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find An elephant that has only one hand.. Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four Apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * Very Large hands Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it Take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built. Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking It? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack. [/QUOTE]
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