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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 549987" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">“He is alive, but only in the sense that he can’t be legally buried.”<br /> Geoffrey Madan</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">“When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick.” George Burns</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">“I do wish I could tell you my age but it’s impossible. It keeps changing<br /> all the time.” Greer Garson.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">“Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your<br /> children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control<br /> of your estate.” Woody Allen</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">“The secret of longevity is to keep breathing.” Sophie Tucker</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">“At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the<br /> obituaries page and if I’m not there I carry on as usual.” Patrick Moore.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">“At my age flowers scare me.” George Burns.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">“My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two<br /> of them were just napping.” Rita Rudner</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder<br /> what else you could do while you’re down there.” George Burns.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">“I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my<br /> nap.” Bob Hope</li> </ul></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 549987, member: 9922"] [LIST] [*]“He is alive, but only in the sense that he can’t be legally buried.” Geoffrey Madan [*]“When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick.” George Burns [*]“I do wish I could tell you my age but it’s impossible. It keeps changing all the time.” Greer Garson. [*]“Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.” Woody Allen [*]“The secret of longevity is to keep breathing.” Sophie Tucker [*]“At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I’m not there I carry on as usual.” Patrick Moore. [*]“At my age flowers scare me.” George Burns. [*]“My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.” Rita Rudner [*]“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” George Burns. [*]“I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.” Bob Hope [/LIST] [/QUOTE]
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