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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 549985" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><u>GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD</u></strong></p><p>1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.</p><p>2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.</p><p>3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.</p><p>4) You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.</p><p>5) It’s frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.</p><p>6) Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.</p><p>7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 549985, member: 9922"] [B][U]GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD[/U][/B] 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there. 4) You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5) It’s frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 6) Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician. 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone. [/QUOTE]
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