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<blockquote data-quote="Fortkentdad" data-source="post: 537849" data-attributes="member: 24285"><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'">A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'">‘I’d like to be eight again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'">On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'">Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'">Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'">He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'">Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'">`I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!’</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'">The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Fortkentdad, post: 537849, member: 24285"] [COLOR=#333333][FONT=Open Sans]A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333][FONT=Open Sans]‘I’d like to be eight again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333][FONT=Open Sans]On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333][FONT=Open Sans]Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333][FONT=Open Sans]Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333][FONT=Open Sans]He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333][FONT=Open Sans]Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. `I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!’[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333][FONT=Open Sans]The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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