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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 532109" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: blue">[FONT=&quot]Just took a leaflet out of my mailbox,[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: blue">[FONT=&quot]informing me [/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: blue">[FONT=&quot]that I can have sex at 77.[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: blue">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></strong><strong><span style="color: blue">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: blue">[FONT=&quot]I'm so happy, because I live at 71[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: blue">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></strong><strong><span style="color: blue">[FONT=&quot] s[/FONT]</span></strong><strong><span style="color: blue">[FONT=&quot]o it's not too far to walk home afterwards.[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: blue">[FONT=&quot]And it's the same side of the street.[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: blue">[FONT=&quot]I don't even have to cross the road![/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Answering machine message, "<em>I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.</em>"[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: #00B050">[FONT=&quot]My[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: #00B050">[FONT=&quot]wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Frustration is trying to find your glasses[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] <strong>[FONT=&quot]without [/FONT]</strong>[/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]y[/FONT]</span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]<strong>[FONT=&quot]our[/FONT]</strong>[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] <strong>[FONT=&quot]glasses.[/FONT]</strong>[/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: blue">[FONT=&quot]Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: fuchsia">[FONT=&quot]God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: fuchsia">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]I was always taught to respect my elders,[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]but it keeps getting harder to find one.[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: blue">[FONT=&quot]Every morning is the dawn of a new error.[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: blue">[FONT=&quot]~~~~~[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="color: #8000FF">[FONT=&quot]Aspire to inspire before you expire.[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 532109, member: 9922"] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][INDENT][INDENT][B][COLOR=blue][FONT="]Just took a leaflet out of my mailbox,[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=blue][FONT="]informing me [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT="]that I can have sex at 77.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT="]I'm so happy, because I live at 71[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT="] s[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT="]o it's not too far to walk home afterwards.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT="]And it's the same side of the street.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT="]I don't even have to cross the road![/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT="]~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT="]Answering machine message, "[I]I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.[/I]"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT="]~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#00B050][FONT="]My[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#00B050][FONT="]wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT="]~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT="]Frustration is trying to find your glasses[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="] [B][FONT="]without [/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT="]y[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT="][B][FONT="]our[/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="] [B][FONT="]glasses.[/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black][FONT="]~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT="]Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT="]~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT="]The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT="]~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=fuchsia][FONT="]God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=fuchsia][FONT="]~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT="]I was always taught to respect my elders,[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT="]but it keeps getting harder to find one.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT="]~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT="]Every morning is the dawn of a new error.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT="]~~~~~[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#8000FF][FONT="]Aspire to inspire before you expire.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/INDENT] [/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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