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<blockquote data-quote="mikew_RIP" data-source="post: 529046" data-attributes="member: 14174"><p><strong><span style="color: maroon">I came out of the chip shop with a meat/potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage.</span></strong> </p><p></p><p> <strong><span style="color: maroon">A poor homeless man, sitting there, said, “I've not eaten for two days.”</span></strong> </p><p></p><p></p><p> <strong><span style="color: maroon">I told him, “I wish, I had your will power!”</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #3f8080">I hate all this terrorist business.</span></strong></p><p></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #3f8080">I used to love the days, when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or a bus,</span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #3f8080">and think to yourself, "I'm gonna take that!"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #3f8080"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #3f8080"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #cc0000">I had a Trivia Competition in the bag until the very last question,----which I got wrong.</span></strong></p><p></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #cc0000">The question was, "Where do women have the curliest hair ?"</span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #d24726">Apparently the correct answer was Fiji.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #d24726"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #d24726"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #d24726"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mikew_RIP, post: 529046, member: 14174"] [B][COLOR=maroon]I came out of the chip shop with a meat/potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage.[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#1f497d] [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=maroon]A poor homeless man, sitting there, said, “I've not eaten for two days.”[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#1f497d] [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=maroon]I told him, “I wish, I had your will power!” [/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=#3f8080]I hate all this terrorist business.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#3f8080]I used to love the days, when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or a bus,[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#3f8080]and think to yourself, "I'm gonna take that!" [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#cc0000]I had a Trivia Competition in the bag until the very last question,----which I got wrong.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#cc0000]The question was, "Where do women have the curliest hair ?"[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#d24726]Apparently the correct answer was Fiji. [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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